MongoDB should not exist

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Why?

It is a crime against humanity

How so?

Unreliable buggy low performance garbage

A flat screwdriver should not exist /s

I hate flathead screws, but a flathead screwdriver is fantastically useful. The asymmetry is kind of funny

Who doesn't need a dozen various sized pry bars? I keep them next to my adjustable hammers.

But it's web scale!! https://youtu.be/b2F-DItXtZs

Shards are the secret ingredient in the web scale sauce. You turn it on and it scales right up.

that video never gets old

kill it with fire