They exist but they're not going to answer you.

Digit might be one for reasons I don't understand. I didn't get to talk to her enough when she was friends with me.

I do understand the reasoning for some of them, it's like this: "I understand that Bitcoin is better money and the dollar is dying, but I have connections with people at the top who control the money printers, and I've made agreements that prohibit me from holding Bitcoin without permission. Violating agreements with these people is more scary than missing out on early Bitcoin exchange rates, because when it's my turn to start holding Bitcoin, my dollars will still get me a whole coin, no matter how many dollars my friends have to print for me to ensure it."