I've got 4lbs of lard getting infused with 1oz of cannabis in the slow cooker right now which i will mold into sticks like butter. Its dosed so 1/24th of that stick should be your standard 10mg edible since your average cookie recipe calls for 1 stick of butter and makes 24 cookies amd i wanted to make it so you dont havebto mix fats.

I'm going to give this away at the bitcoin meetup and to customers and neighbors and tell them all I want in return is one piece of what they make with it and the recipe. So by the end of this I should have a crowd sourced cook book of recipes and know which ones I liked. I might even publish the recipes on nostr?

This is my way of doing V4V on the farm essentially using waste.

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This is a great idea. The butter I made this year was very strong

All of my infusions in the past were way to strong so I am going with a weaker approach with the hopes that you can just eat more if you're not high enough. I love edibles, but hate the couch lock I get from homemade stuff since it's not lab tested.

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not sure if youve taken this into account but butter and lard do not substitute in baking one for one because butter contains water while lard doesn't.

Yeah. Since you use less lard than butter in recipes, this works for an initial test. I'm betting that you'll be able to eat a normal serving or more to get high. Which I think is better to have 1-2 cookies vs be stoned off of half of one

I was totally in my baker's brain. I guess when you're eating cookies to get high you're not that concerned about the texture or the taste of the cookie 😆

They **for sure** need to stay together until the user ingests it. Every crumb is precious, so a crumbly cookie is a risk 😏

This is dope.

No it’s weed

Maybe post it here if you want to open source the recipes on nostr

https://zap.cooking/