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If everybody's farts sounded identical, there'd be far less shame in tootin' in public 🤔

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My farts make your day better. People clap and praise their harmonious resonance. Like an angel's horn do they ring over God's creation.

Damn, am jealous.

keep nostr weird 😂

As long as they don’t sound like liquid farts

Even if they did, if they all did, it'd be chill

Would come some awkwardness as you’d think your pants or someone else’s are soiled

Ah, hadn't thought of that aspect. I was assuming dry ones.

Liquid sounding one are always tricky. Especially when dry. Keeps everyone guessing 😂

They sure dont smell the same