Hey I don't blame you. There is no love lost between me and the state. And let me say that a small stack of non-kyc bitcoin that the government doesn't know about might be a worthwhile venture. But I am not a small holder and putting generational wealth outside their view is really fucking dangerous.
For example, I am planning to buy some property next year. If all my bitcoin was acquired without KYC then not only would I be unable to show a cost-basis to the IRS, and therefore be subject to a 0-basis taxation event (costing me 10's of thousands of dollars, or more) but it would also trigger a bunch of red flags with several government agencies that I would prefer not become interested in where I got my Bitcoin.