Meanwhile, cremated remains shippers use fedex 😭

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How do you know this

Thought it was common knowledge 😂

Maybe? My favorite piece of morbid knowledge is that airlines routinely ship dead bodies in the cargo hold, so if you’re flying anywhere there’s a good chance there’s a dead body lying somewhere below your seat.

why does FedEx sound like a name for a TLC show

Whats the show's tagline?

the hidden life of a feeder

FedEx was originally called Federal Express.

Fun fact: There’s a coffee shop in upstate New York that was once called Federal Espresso, a play on words. FedEx sued them claiming it was a trademark violation, so they changed their name to Ex-Federal Espresso, but that didn’t fly either, so they finally went with Freedom of Espresso.

Anyway, FedEx are a bunch of pricks.

"Freedom of Espresso"... this alpha would never leak on X