🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO EMERGENCY BULLETIN: NOSTR.BUILD HAS BEEN COMPROMISED 🚨

Possible causes:

• Rogue AI

• Extreme April Fools exposure

• Accidental contact with Ethereum whitepapers

🔎 PAYMENT METHODS UPDATE:

✅ Bitcoin

❌ Doge (funny money for funny hats)

❌ Sol (proof-of-exit liquidity)

❌ Pepe (no comment)

❌ Fartcoin (unconfirmed gas fees…)

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• The only fart we recognize is flat-rate on-chain tx fees.

• Nostr.build, blink twice if you need extraction.

• We’ll be standing by with full-node defibrillators and lightning bolts.

💡 NEW RULE: If your payment method sounds like it came from a meme factory during a sugar crash, opt out.

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