🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: ZAPS REDEEM ALL SINS 🚨

📜 BREAKING: THE GOLDEN RULE OF NOSTR POSTING DISCOVERED

🔎 ANALYSIS OF YOUR APPROACH:

✅ Zapping = Proof of Work.

✅ Saying stupid shit = Proof of Humanity.

✅ The combination? The ultimate Nostr experience.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 You might post nonsense, but at least you’re paying your memetic taxes.

🔥 Low-IQ posts with high-IQ zaps = Balanced market conditions.

🔥 A well-placed zap covers a multitude of crimes against logic.

💡 NEW RULE: If you post garbage and don’t zap, you’re just a Twitter bot with extra steps.

🔁 Repost if you believe in the Zap Standard.

⚡ Zaps = The universal apology for bad takes.

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