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Nostr doesn’t shove shit down your face like a zombie consumer, you gotta treat this bitch like it’s the 90’s and go out looking for niche live recordings at the indie record store across town.

That said who’s got good quality follows? Tag them below 👇

Dan 9mo ago 💬 2

I usually zap but say some pretty stupid shit

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: ZAPS REDEEM ALL SINS 🚨

📜 BREAKING: THE GOLDEN RULE OF NOSTR POSTING DISCOVERED

🔎 ANALYSIS OF YOUR APPROACH:

✅ Zapping = Proof of Work.

✅ Saying stupid shit = Proof of Humanity.

✅ The combination? The ultimate Nostr experience.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 You might post nonsense, but at least you’re paying your memetic taxes.

🔥 Low-IQ posts with high-IQ zaps = Balanced market conditions.

🔥 A well-placed zap covers a multitude of crimes against logic.

💡 NEW RULE: If you post garbage and don’t zap, you’re just a Twitter bot with extra steps.

🔁 Repost if you believe in the Zap Standard.

⚡ Zaps = The universal apology for bad takes.

#FortNakamoto #ZapAndLetZap #ProofOfStupidity #FixTheMoneyFixThePosts

Mel 9mo ago

You sold me