I’m already there:

I no longer worry about macro, munger, or macron.

Instead, I follow dudes with gifs of their dong.

I don’t give a shit if Trudeau’s socks are nice

I don’t ever check price

I keep twisting my kids tits

Because I’m obsessed with nips

Instead of an algo showing me five crimes

I’m watching Will update Damus nine times

I used to need a mid day nap.

Now I zap, while I’m taking a crap.

I no longer here screams

I fall asleep to purple dreams.