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Am I losing it?

I asked all five of my fingers if I need to see a therapist and they all just stared at me with the faces that I drew on them. Is there something wrong with me?

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splinter 2y ago

There's only one way to find out. Follow these steps precisely or this will not work.

Step 1 - Grab an orange

Step 2 - Squeeze, but with your other hand

Step 3 - Hemoroids

Step 4 - Now you know

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Alice 2y ago

Okay cool I've got everything down, do I need to leave the windows open?

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splinter 2y ago

Only if you've got the kettle boiling