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Am I losing it?

I asked all five of my fingers if I need to see a therapist and they all just stared at me with the faces that I drew on them. Is there something wrong with me?

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gray 2y ago

Sounds like it.

Alice 2y ago

You're welcome

splinter 2y ago

There's only one way to find out. Follow these steps precisely or this will not work.

Step 1 - Grab an orange

Step 2 - Squeeze, but with your other hand

Step 3 - Hemoroids

Step 4 - Now you know

Alice 2y ago

Okay cool I've got everything down, do I need to leave the windows open?

splinter 2y ago

Only if you've got the kettle boiling

Nobody 2y ago

No. At least your finger faces just ignore you. Mine gossip about me behind my back. Perhaps there's something wrong with me.

Alice 2y ago

That's fucked up are you going to confront them

Nobody 2y ago

I probably should, bit I'm not the confrontational type. Maybe I should just go see a psychologist 🤔