Faggot Tourney 2025 Semifinals, Match 1 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):

Based Lunatic vs. Tomato!

First, the Cum Foamer Dicey - aka Based Lunatic. They've propelled themselves past a couple of very competitive contestants due to how FUCKING MAD they get. Convinced they look like royalty, living off their pension and getting pissed about being asked why they don't have a job, and being VERY much in love with their mom...this person does *sober* what it takes a bottle of whiskey to get Jonny Fever to do. He started out this tournament somewhat unknown, but he's managed to topple the first seed, Maija, in what can only be described as...well honestly we just let him win that because we didn't want to see pedophile shit in the voting thread again.

Next, we have the 3rd seed - Tomato! This verminous fruit is absolutely dripping with LUST. Over anything - ANYTHING - with a hole. He's calmed down quite a bit this last year, but he has a past of chasing after trannies. Due to this, he has a reputation for grooming Paulo into trooning out. His repeated "tfw no X gf" posts are a hallmark on this side of fedi, and despite being somewhat liked he is still undeniably GAY.