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FINAL #FaggotTourney ANNOUNCEMENT THREAD:
In what is easily the most disappointing result possible: the final match between SiRrogueKnight and Based Lunatic ended with a tie, 60-60! A truly climactic battle resulted in...well, that. :dead_inside:
After the tournament organizer struggled to figure out how to break this tie - with MOST people being upset about the first few ideas - a lightning voting round was held, where nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq926rjgehyk6chvmwkjwjhty8n6juvp4tda0mc5cq8uk4pzk526ysntgdjx was crowned biggest faggot on the Fediverse! He now earns the title of "Vermin-fruit Cumfoamer Creamsissy Raging Homer Sensual," and joins Judge Dread in the hall of ultimate and unbearable faggots!
BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE TOURNAMENT FINALS
#FaggotTourney FINALS VOTING THREAD
Dear CHRIST what a final we have for you this weekend! Today's match is between two very, VERY special individuals:
First, in the GAY CORNER: NAS's own, the CREAMSISSY RAGING HOMER SENSUAL: nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqywdujs0xwdqlfws23tucdreata4u3hgmqr0kn9rrfd2pnf4vu82sdlda05 ! This man has spent much of the tournament COMPLETELY silent: a very wise strategy, but not enough to keep them out of the heat! They have spent YEARS posting absolute boomer cringe on NAS, getting into arguments with everyone and then running away like a pansy - and the first thing they do when they're exposed to the wider fediverse is to do the exact same thing to a handful of people who get around pretty well! Their next early mistake of launching dox threats earned them a COVETED spot on CMD's mutelist - the fact that the broader fediverse knew anything about this man propelled him past a highly competitive field: this man knocked out both Adam Curry - a man whose shitty behavior was foundational to NAS - and CSB - who is effectively a living meme at this point! Despite being able to contain himself through the center points of the tournament, he built up a huge pile of momentum: and now he's going back through the Tournament Organizer's year old posts - much like a jilted ex - to try to dig up anything to make CMD look like more of a clown than he already looks for hosting a faggot tournament! Needless to say, he wasn't successful.
echoteecat is out here campaigning HARD for this man: SiRrogueKnight has created weekly audio EAR RAPE for all of you to "enjoy," and he'd absolutely love for you to give it a listen!
Next, in the FAG CORNER: the VERMIN-FRUIT CUMFOAMER, Dancing Dicey - nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq926rjgehyk6chvmwkjwjhty8n6juvp4tda0mc5cq8uk4pzk526ysntgdjx ! Much unlike his opponent, Dicey has consistently put out amusing posts - most of them funny because they make him look like a complete faggot. Routinely sperging out in the voting threads, this man has properly campaigned for himself, launching multiple death threats at the tournament organizer and claiming that he could beat the shit out of 70% of everyone who votes. This man crashes out easy, he crashes out often, and it's always funny! Again, unlike his opponent, Dicey had a much easier bracket to fight against - with the exception of Maija, who honestly defeated themselves. Nevertheless, he has earned his position here in the finals of the faggot tournament.
Campaigning for Dicey to win is the usual dramafag crew: Owl, Sui, and friends. They have a giant pile of screencaps for you to enjoy, so give them a look and have a laugh at this guy's expense!
Attached is but a small sampling of what you can expect in this thread - vote for the person you want to see win, and absolutely come in and enjoy the fireworks that both sides of this fight have to offer! There's a beautiful sampling of music and art lined up for all of you, so please come in, and have a nice pile of fun laughing at these two gay men with the massive gay edge!
Faggot Tourney 2025 Semifinals, Match 1 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
Based Lunatic vs. Tomato!
First, the Cum Foamer Dicey - aka Based Lunatic. They've propelled themselves past a couple of very competitive contestants due to how FUCKING MAD they get. Convinced they look like royalty, living off their pension and getting pissed about being asked why they don't have a job, and being VERY much in love with their mom...this person does *sober* what it takes a bottle of whiskey to get Jonny Fever to do. He started out this tournament somewhat unknown, but he's managed to topple the first seed, Maija, in what can only be described as...well honestly we just let him win that because we didn't want to see pedophile shit in the voting thread again.
Next, we have the 3rd seed - Tomato! This verminous fruit is absolutely dripping with LUST. Over anything - ANYTHING - with a hole. He's calmed down quite a bit this last year, but he has a past of chasing after trannies. Due to this, he has a reputation for grooming Paulo into trooning out. His repeated "tfw no X gf" posts are a hallmark on this side of fedi, and despite being somewhat liked he is still undeniably GAY.
Faggot Tourney 2025 Quarterfinals, Match 2 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
CSB vs. SiRrogueKnight!
Here ya go NAS.
First, the Homer Sensual: CSB! Years of being on NAS while being obsessed with follower count, offering bribery, whining about minor slights...Yep, that's CSB. His tenure on NAS has turned him into a living meme, and after leaving NAS and heading to Poast...well, he's very open about how he wants to use his money to build up his following. Why does he need to bribe people to get followers? Well...just look at his content. Go ahead and watch this video he posted. Holy fuck it's bad. Last year CSB's performance in the quarterfinals was entirely of his own making: he beat the (newly eliminated) Maija by flipping 5 votes as he *attempted to pester people to not vote for him when they were going to go vote for Maija*. This is a man who knows how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory: who knows what he'll do today?
Next, the RAGING SIR ROGUE KNIGHT! Holy FUCK this man is angry. Permanently. It takes almost nothing to get this man threatening to chase you down IRL, and he currently the only person to have earned a place on the mutelist for lobbing actionable threats at other contestants. His utter faggotry in music production has also come to light, and...dear FUCK, why would you post that? Were those on that fucking podcast? Did he actually pay Adam Curry to put that on the fucking podcast? He's previously sperged out in the voting threads, and it's entirely possible that he's going to do so again.
Even if NAS doesn't bother hyping this up much, I suspect the contestants will do that themselves. This is going to be another very contentious quarterfinal match, I hope you guys are excited for it!
Starting this early so I can go watch anime or whatever. Think of it as bonus voting time.
Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 2, Match 5 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
Jeff Cliff vs. Jonny Fever!
Today's match is between KING VAXX and KING BOOZE!
First up is Jeff Cliff: a man who *really* likes having other men inject fluids into him. That's right, he *really* wants you to get those COVID vaccines. All of them. Every last one of them. Otherwise, he's known for trying to talk to people on Mastodon - and not getting any response, because Mastoniggers absolutely refuse to talk to anyone outside of their bubble! If he has any suspicion that you know something of value, he'll tag you in a thread with them. Otherwise, he's one of the nicer people on Fedi.
Next: Jonny Fever, the most *fucking drunk* person on Fedi! He's known for making videos of himself where he calls you a fag and launches death threats at you. He says that he wants to fuck CMD's mother - and everyone around here knows what UNGODLY HORRORS that would entrail. Will he jump into the thread and have a lengthy drunken fight with everyone, or will he calm down enough to fly under the radar?
Shouldn't there be screencaps of them having cringe moments in the thread to start? The OP weirdly doesn't have any - nobody decided they hated either of these two contestants enough to throw any at me, and I couldn't find anything too terrible going back only a day! :jahy_gah: Enjoy a slightly bland match today!
Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 2, Match 4 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
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This is the keynote match between two of NAS's most contentious figures! If any match this round has the opportunity to meaningfully change the course of the tournament - well folks, it's this one!
First up is SiRrogueKnight, who is the only person who has managed to earn a place on the tournament mutelist for reasons *other* than being too new to vote. What'd they do? Well, they levied actionable threats against one of the other contestants. He's quieted down over the last week, but owing to the fact that he's comically easy to rile up, he's definitely in a strong position this match. His limp-wristed boomer insults and general toxicity have led his admin to talk openly about how much they want to ban him.
Not only that, but he wants to fuck men in the eyehole. Wanting to put your penis into a man's hole is kinda gay!
Next: Adam Curry, the host of the No Agenda Podcast! This show is extremely large, and...well, he's a NJP-grade grifter. You can pay him $1000 for a fake Ph.D. in Media Deconstruction. You can pay him to help him produce the show, apparently. He fights and argues with people to hide information about donations to his show. How'd this guy get here? Well, he used to be a big part of No Agenda Social before people started REALLY NOTICING THE JEW over there. As a result of him repeatedly denouncing the userbase on fedi that watches his show, the admin of No Agenda Social grabbed the users and moved over to No Authority Social. Adam Curry is *still technically* on Fedi - he does federate here - but he doesn't really interact with anyone here. Will his isolation from the rest of us save him this match?
I'm putting this thread up an hour early so I can be a fucking weeb. Think of this as bonus voting time!
Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 2, Match 3 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
CSB vs. Hachi!
First, we have CSB - last year's semifinalist, and one of the top four seeds this year! His list of crimes is extensive - they range from bribery and badgering people in DMs to whining and - most heinously - lockfaggotry! Just like Dicey, they're trying to turn over a bit of a new leaf - CSB has recently left NAS in an attempt to distance himself from his, and he's adamant that he's not part of NAS anymore. Moreover, for the past year he *has* played relatively nice with people away from there: has this past year of building up good will done any good for him, or will NAS show up for their favorite punching bag?
Next is Hachi - one of Detroit Riot City's finest trolls! Hachi is the oddball in this quarter of the bracket - they're an outsider in the NAS quarter of the bracket - but they struck hard in the first round: they knocked out one of NAS's own. Hachi puts on a show about being a giant raging tranny - or at least, the tournament organizer *thinks* it's an act - and they will absolutely throw 100 react emojis at you for disagreeing with tranny-leftism. They've recently taken to adding #faggottourney to the list of the hashtags they use to spam: a truly competitive move, and one that's going to piss off everyone using that hashtag.
The following people are on my mute list, and thus ineligible to vote:
Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 2, Match 2 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) :
Based Lunatic vs. Tony!
First, there's Based Lunatic - the favorite of the dramafags to win, and oh *boy* this guy has a lot on his plate. Convinced he looks like royalty despite looking like a literal egg, full of himself to the extreme, and enjoying draining down his parent's money while not working...truly, this man is just unable to interact with us lowly peasants. He's put in some effort into lightening up, but is that going to help him? Probably not, but we'll see.
Next, there's Tony! Known for liking him some trannies a bit...more than a bit...this man mostly just spends his days painting some houses and getting paid by landlords to paint over mold or whatever. He's very good spirited about this whole thing, so does he have what it takes to get knocked out this round?
This match is being posted an hour early *just in case* I have to hot-foot it: Israel's currently provoking a nuclear war, and I'm on my way to the pub to have a nice plate of chips while the whole thing blows over. :AYAYA:
The following people are on my mute list, and thus ineligible to vote:
Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 2, Match 1 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) :
Maija vs. Kirby!
Maija, *please* stop flirting with the tournament organizer! :notlikemiya: Anyway, this is the notorious Maija - known for talking with pedophiles, masturbating with dead racoons up their ass, grooming (attempted and successful) and getting off to the choo choo trains!
Anyway, Maija's up. And their opponent is the admin of this instance - Kirby! They're mostly in this tournament for a nice little bit of a laugh, but they managed to - just barely - beat the admin of social.xenofem.me, Nyx! Truly a formidable force for Maija to go up against.
The following people are on my mute list, and thus ineligible to vote:
First Round #FaggotTourney ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD:
Suiseiseki beat Gleason 31-19. This match was close until later in the day, when Suiseiseki's hate club burst through for a win for him.
Today's match is very much a snoozer - Zonk vs. d0c. We have an unironic furfag going up against a regular troll. This is the first matchup we've had where the two participants aren't really culturally similar at all...so I don't have a read on this match. :shrug: What happens happens.
Notes:
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqywdujs0xwdqlfws23tucdreata4u3hgmqr0kn9rrfd2pnf4vu82sdlda05 has levied a seemingly actionable threat - doxxing - against another contestant. Their voting privileges have been revoked.
The schedule:
June 10th: Ratposter vs. Xenophon.
June 11th: Maija vs. Kirby.
June 12th: Based Lunatic vs. Tony
June 13th: CSB vs. Hachi.
June 14th: SiRrogueKnight vs. Adam Curry
June 15th: Jeff Cliff vs. Jonny Fever
June 16th: Graf vs. Wiz
June 17th: Tomato vs. Suiseiseki
June 18th: TBD
June 19th: Quarterfinals 1
June 20th: Quarterfinals 2
June 21st: Quarterfinals 3
June 22nd: Quarterfinals 4
June 23rd: Semifinals 1
June 24th: Semifinals 2
June 27th, 28th: Finals (48 hour poll)
Polls will open at approximately 10PM CST the day it's listed. Matches typically run for 24 hours - but CMD may close the matches a little earlier in the event of an overwhelming victory!
Rules for voting:
1) Voters must meaningfully be on Fedi. That means they must federate with at least one of poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital, have held an account on such an instance since February 2025, AND not be on Pedi.
2) If you are muted by CMD, your vote won't be counted. My mutelist is listed in the thread. You have to fuck up EXTREMELY BAD to make it there. Seemingly actionable threats, bribery, and voting from more than one account are examples of actions which tend to land you there.
3) Participants may not vote - either way - on a match that they are entered in.
4) Reply publicly to the corresponding pinned thread with any unambiguous declaration of intent to vote for one of the two people in the match. Each person has one vote, and they must be the person to post this in the thread.
5) If you fuck up badly enough that I consider adding rules, then you will be punished somehow.
Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 14 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) :
Suiseiseki vs. Gleason!
First, Suiseiseki: This guy *really* loves him some arguments over software. Really. His obsession with Stallman and his absolute adherence to the principles of FREE SOFTWARE has immunized him against the allure of STINKY HUMAN WOMEN and as a result he can only have sex with men. Simping for a sweaty hairy fat man and refusing to fuck women is...well, that's why he's here.
Next, Gleason! He is a vegan, by the way. And also a vegan, by the way. He's mostly left fedi over some gay shit, and he just barely qualifies for entry due to his maintenance of the mostr bridge. His entrance into this tournament is a parting shot - this is probably the last chance he has to go any distance here, and this is his farewell match if he loses!
I'm starting this 10 minutes late because I was watching Wiz's show. This will also close 10 minutes late.
The following people are on my mute list, and thus ineligible to vote:
Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 9 ( #faggottourney ) :
Jeff Cliff vs. Andreas
First, Jeffo! Boy you had BETTER put on that mask and take those vaccines against COVID, or Jeff is going to call for TOTAL DEATH upon you INFECTIONIST SCUM. Grossly overseeded due to far-right people arguing against him for hours upon hours...he's also one of the few people who refuses to give up on talking across the aisle, even to people who absolutely refuse to listen to him. Or federate with him. Last year he lost against a similarly respected opponent - Trevor Goodchild!
Next, Andreas, aka "Fish Nigger"! He is *also* an argumentative atheist person...although, he is definitely pro-white, and he at least makes decent points some of the time. He's here for cheesing off just enough Christians to get 2 nominations, but is also often well respected among people who can tolerate disagreeing with him.
...Truly the most painful matchup on the bracket so far, between two well-respected men on fedi. I'll be very surprised if more than 30 or so of you can bring yourselves to vote here.
Try to cast your vote in the form of "I vote for X" where "X" is the name of the contestant! I'm going to be lax about it in Round 1, but moving forward you can expect tighter enforcement.
Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 8 ( #faggottourney ) :
Adam Curry vs. Eriner
These two...NAS probably doesn't need an introduction to these guys, but everyone else totally does!
Adam Curry is the host of the No Agenda Podcast! This show is extremely large, and...well, he's a NJP-grade grifter. You can pay him $1000 for a fake Ph.D. in Media Deconstruction. You can pay him to help him produce the show, apparently. He fights and argues with people to hide information about donations to his show. How'd this guy get here? Well, he used to be a big part of No Agenda Social before people started REALLY NOTICING THE JEW over there. As a result of him repeatedly denouncing the userbase on fedi that watches his show...
Eriner, his opponent today, and the admin of NAS, decided to blow up the instance and create No Authority Social. He's just barely in this tournament, having cheesed off just a few of his users.
Try to cast your vote in the form of "I vote for X" where "X" is the name of the contestant! I'm going to be lax about it in Round 1, but moving forward you can expect tighter enforcement.
Yes, these matches are about a half hour ahead of schedule. Pretend it's bonus voting time. I'm doing this so I can go :umusuya:
early.
Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 7 ( #faggottourney ) :
SiRrogueKnight vs. jazzilla
Holy FUCK man, pissing off the Tourney Organizer enough to make him mute you, nullify your votes...and tag you in the first round? What the hell did you do? Well, that'd be threatening to go after one of the other contestants in real life. What a fucking piece of shit you are. The fact that you let people wind you up for hours, swipe back with boomer-tier insults, and act like enough of a pest that your admin is *solidly* throwing you under the bus with a threat to ban you after the tournament...that all looks petty compared to "is an actual threat to people." Who's the lucky chump who gets to lose against you round one?
It's Jazzilla! They got reposted by Judge Dread once. That suggests that they post utter and complete coal and deserve to be here.
Try to cast your vote in the form of "I vote for X" where "X" is the name of the contestant! I'm going to be lax about it in Round 1, but moving forward you can expect tighter enforcement.
Yes, these matches are about a half hour ahead of schedule. Pretend it's bonus voting time. I'm doing this so I can go :umusuya: early.
Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 1 ( #faggottourney ) :
Maija vs. CMD
"Im pretty sure hes a legit child rapist." - Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com
First, Maija...oh dear. Kicked off of multiple instances due to talking with Pedi - first Pernia's, then one and another, and most recently snacks' - this person is...well, kind of a giant mess. Their crimes range from masturbating with roadkill up their ass, cooking their own cum, being a troon, being too easy for BadFediPosts to post...so on and so forth. They were knocked out relatively early last year by the finalist, CSB. Will their CONTINUED and REPEATED interaction with ACTUAL CHILDFUCKERS despite BEING REPEATEDLY TOLD TO STOP OR GET KICKED OUT OF THE INSTANCE bring them to a victory?
Next, CMD. Wait, that's me! :jahy_gah: Yes, I'm in this tournament because I'm OP.
Remember, your vote only counts if your post contains the phrase "I vote for Maija/Ube" or "I vote for CMD". (Any alias works)
>Decide to start keeping a journal
>Figure it's best to start with a quick explanation of my life story
>just write
>read it
>it's basically 10 pages of me talking about being beaten unconscious/burned/molested/having my arms broken as punishment/etc. as a child
>Go to the ice cream store after having a miserably sad diet
>Middle school girl outside
>"Hey mister wanna buy me some ice cream? <3"
>"No, I'm only interested in adult women."
I have no idea why the ice cream shopkeep was upset at me. :aniwhat: