Game 3

Day 1

Adelaide ❤️🏏

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8am start!

Day 2.

What. A. Fucking. Shambles🤦🏻‍♂️.

We were 3/94 so not much of a difference. You just lost yours in quick succession 🤭

Snicko was being a bit of a dick yesterday🙄😂. And Carey this morning trying to claim Root caught behind when it bounced about 6ft in front of him😜.

All part of the fun 🤩

Don't bother turning your zaps on. We're through

Oh YODL, I know you don't mean that🫂.

Got called out by the on field umpire didn’t it?

Can you create a cricket alt for these convos?

Cheek!

Nope, not out by the on field. The Aussies claimed because the on field umpire thought it wasn't edged. It was, but it hadn't carried.

Wait. I thought the controversy was that he didn’t edge it?

Damn now I need to see the replay again!

The controversy was that it didn't carry. Are you even watching this game😳😂. It's too early for you to be pissed😂😂.

Wait which wicket are you talking about? I’m talking about the snicko controversy yesterday? You?

Sorry, I'm talking about the Root one earlier😂😂.

No wonder we’re both confused! 😵‍💫 😂

Do today's #Wordle.

I've already given you a slight clue with my note on it!

Oh no! Pressure to not get x’ed!

Oof… Poor Root

He really does struggle here poor guy

Every commentator, even The Aussie ones have said this is a very very flat batting wicket, with an easy 400 on offer. Seemingly not, for us😭.

I think the only reason why I haven't yet gone to bed is, perversely, I want to see if The Australians will make us follow on😬😂🥳.

Oh! Not even I would wish for that!

Cruel 😂

I've just been doing some Google mapping of Adelaide. I must say, there's an impressive number of 🚄 train lines going into that station👌🏻.

lol! Yes! It’s the only city centre station. Every line, except freight and interstate travel, goes to it.

Easy for everyone including tourists 💜

It usually is a very flat batters wicket but this year it’s slightly green. Never usually much of a hint. Changed the dynamics of this test.

Joe, gone☹️🙋🏻‍♂️.

I don't think Brook should have walked then. He should have reviewed, maybe Snicko would have had the microphone from the bowlers end for the 3rd umpire to listen to🤷🏻‍♂️??

Pfft! Clear edge 😂

But also … agree he should have reviewed but maybe he felt the nick.

Well B, you know me. Honesty is my middle name, I'd have walked, just like Brook did. Maybe Carey should have done too🤷🏻‍♂️. Then again, criminal descendents etc (Low blow, I know😬🫂).

I also have a criminal record🫣.

Maybe Carey didn’t feel a nick?

(🤭)

On field ump - not out 🤷🏻‍♀️

Feel a bit humiliated here tbh☹️.

I told you we might not even avoid the follow on😳😂.

It’s been a very interesting innings!

You spelled SHITE wrong😬.

lol possibly.

Was trying to be polite.

Also you never know with this game. It can turn fast as one person can make a difference

B, come on....!!

Your politeness, is of course, graciously received, but in no way, necessary😬🙏🏻.

Where’s Graham Gooch when you need him.

Scoring 333* against India🤷🏻‍♂️.

That’s not Australia!

I never said it was, hence, India🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️.

I know. But many English batters do great against Everyone else and are a little bit underwhelming here.

Just like Australian batters often post poor performances in India.

It’s a weird quirk 🤷🏻‍♀️

You really ought to save your appalling batting for games against us🙏🏻.

Pfft.

Still recovering from Warnies first ball 🤭🫣

Yes, that too. Fuck off😜🫂.

😂 sorry. Couldn’t help myself

Do you like how I balance my replies with gratuitous language and Gentlemanly conduct🎩.

Do you like how I don’t bat an eyelid at either 😂

I think you're rather taken, by both😬🥳😂.

Well. I can't believe I've stayed up all night to watch that fucking trash (Currently 0705hrs), I will not be repeating it, this evening.

Fuck. The. System🖕🏻🙋🏻‍♂️.

You never know Root might come out and make 100 like the second innings of game 1

*Rocking horse shit!!😬.

Up there with Unicorn shit? 🤭

That's probably more common☝🏻.