every mom is the virgin mary
and i arrived by stork, thanks
my dad hasnt even ever seen my mom topless actually
her tits? mine. i drank from them. they kept me alive. she is entirely asexual you dont know her.
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she makes me chicken fingers and does my laundry and cleans my room 😌 god gave her to me for this purpose. the least she can do. she had to sign a contract with the stork.
my mom is celibate
my mom? no orgasms not allowed 🛑
she does have a uterus, i hung out there
no vulva tho
and if you talk about my mom's clitoris i will start breaking data servers to stop you