nostr:npub1ev95an64npcccwt49gn0j0gm8fskyxah97qhe6erp8kuq9wnqw5skh3s5l

>Grease yourself up and nothing can catch you.

So, flammable grease + TASER + oxygen in atmosphere would never result in cop-induced-spontaneous-cumbution?

I remember a SCI episode about that...