"Pay your taxes, give us money so we can look after you. We will think about global issues and future outlooks on your behalf so you can live your lives."

* Pays taxes

"Look, we have money, let's do irresponsible stuff with the money and not plan for the future"

* Disaster

"We have no money, you guys gotta pay for this yourselves. I know the taxes were supposed to cover exactly this type of thing, but we spent it all on elections instead. #sorrynotsorry"

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