BREAKING: New Blue Check Verification Launched

Elon Musk announced Monday morning that to combat the data scrapers and verified bots, Twitter will now require all users to mail in an anal swab to prove their humanity.

Blue checks have been lining up outside local drug stores worldwide, which they are used to since they're also all iPhone users.

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Lol

Unnecessary queuing is what brings together iPhone users and Brits lmao

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brings new dimensions to the zuck wrestling

lmfao 😂

WTF am I looking at 🤣🤣

The most entertaining outcome of course

I don't know? 🤣

I had to drive through Canada back in 2021 when the border police would give you an oral covid test tell you to use it and mail it to them within 3 days. So at some random MickyDs parking lot in BC I stopped of and did this and dropped it in the mail. Fuck you Canada.