gonna be waiting for sleepy in the airport after i land, what’s the worst thing i can surprise him with?

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This is real life adhd in action 🍿

Relate

Can confirm

🫂💜

The classic cream pie in the face is always solid

buttplug node

That actually is just a regular buttplug

is buttnode a thing already? there’s a gap in the market

No, there’s a gape in the market tho

damn, didn’t crack that one

Are you being cheeky?

might be, who’s assking?

must vibrate with ever #zap

missed this meme so much

music gonna hit deep

Add a node.. pitch to Tim Apple

Apple AirNodes Pro

hmmm

go on

Best way to get your node into the hands of TSA/the government 😭

hmmm

maybe he's into dat shid?

ye never noh

idk, but that buttplug will be

THE WORD PUN IS IN THE NATURE OF TANEL

punel?

tollinghead.emoji

wat dat?

NEE!! That should be everyone's LAST kink. Findom is fine, but gifting your node to big brother is a road too far 😭

Be wearing a mini shirt.

what’s that?

Lol typo..

Meant mini skirt.

Post up selfies of you two.

with pfp’s on our faces mby 👀

Herpes

i was asking worst, not best

> Alexa, play One Kiss, by Dua Lipa

A ledger with some eth on it

Safe travels!