Once the US civil war is over I'm totally open to Montana & the PNW joining Canada. Great Americans there. Fuck Cali though.
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It's true, Wolverine is Canadian 🧐
That movie is not canon don’t lie to me
Canonically, like in the comics 😂🤣
Lies lies
Logan is a proud Canadian. Born in the 19th century. The weapon X project is a Canadian government program. 🤣🤣🤣
It’s okay cyclops is cooler anyway
This is what legends are made of 🤣🤣
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Randpa is the turtle? 😳
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I dont believe in coincidences
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Sorry. They are not that cucked.
Legendary man, you make a compelling case. You guys can come too 🤣🤣🤣
What to Canada?
I mean it is beautiful and everything. The people are nice.
They just have no actual rights to speak of, no true freedom, no firearms, the doctors actively promote killing people instead of curing them, high taxes, no freedom of speech, and all the men that do not live deep in the wild wilderness have lost their balls too.
Lose the dictatorships.
Start their government over fresh that actually frees the people there.
Wait 10 years for Canada to get shit to get better.
Then we can have a conversation about me coming over for a visit on a vacation. Until then. So fucking thankful to be born an American. I don't know how I could stand ever being that cucked. I would rather live even deeper in the wilderness than I do now. Never to see another human being again. Rather than forced to become a Canadian as the country stands right now at this point in time.
We’re clearly joking around man 🤣
A lot of strong opinions. Have you ever been to Canada?
He sounds a bit hateful. Sheesh 🤣
I will repeat. I am fucking around. Only being 1/4 to 1/2 serious here. Canadians are awesome.
It is your governance and how cucked that everyone has become which I have a problem with.
Americans are pretty cucked too. It is better to live in the US but you’re still getting cucked for like 30% of your income here while being surveilled on your devices and raped by TSA at the airport. Being in America isn’t the same flex it used to be 😂
And yeah Americans have guns but they still haven’t been used against the government it was intended to protect them from. If all constitutional rights have been violated and Americans haven’t used the guns, then what are the guns really for? Crackheads?
Murica 🫡😂
Im sorry. Do I detect a hint of jealousy over not being able to protect yourselves anymore?
Sure we use them for crackheads. Hunting to be able to feed our family. Protect ourselves from being mugged by people who want to fuck around and find out. Also probably why our own government has not tried to take them away from us directly, because we have more than them. You know things that people living in an actual free country do on a daily basis.
Also, don't act you don't have fat people over there on rascal scooters with green hair.
I know about Tim Hortons and poutine... Don't try and play that card with me.
We both have our fat fucks with mental illnesses to deal with.
Lmao you have the biggest proportion of obese people. Don’t even try boomer friend 🤣🤣
If all you have left is who has more fat people. This is what the conversation as de-evolved into. Come on. You can do better than that. You got so many shots to take.
Also, I made an old person joke for shits and giggles. Not a boomer, but my dad definitely is.
Canada vs America is heating up again 🤣 🤝
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I got no issues with America and Americans. That guy was being hateful and saying he was shitposting so he could be even more hateful. We saw right through it 🤣
Dude. See right through what?
We were shitposting there was even a warning label. I was having fun. You were having fun. You were calling us fat fucks. I was saying you lost your balls. Shit dank memes were flying. We were all laughing like we were dying.
Did I misinterpret that?
We were all shitting on each other in good fun until Mahdood decided to go off the rails at trigger my PTSD. Which is granted something I still have a very hard time with. Those years are painful to me. I have not healed from them.
If you think that i actually hate Canadians. Holy fuck man. Maybe I should not shitpost, because either people can't seem to handle it, or others think I am a hateful son of a bitch for being too good at it.
Either way. Hope you have a GM.
Not exactly how it happened though. A joke was made about Canada welcoming a few states. Then some hateful comments. I called you out on it. And then we started shitposting and having fun.
I don’t take any of it personally but I think people reacted the way they did because of the first comments. If it’s funny when Trump says it, why isn’t it funny the other way around?
Anyways, no hard feelings. I was just telling David what started all
of this. Not trying to get into an argument
Honestly it has to do with loyalty and good old fashioned American brainwashing.
The thought of us joining any other nation is like getting bit by a bag of rattlesnakes and refusing to go to the doctor. We would rather die than give up our freedom to another nation. That is how we were programmed from birth. I don't necessarily disagree with it either.
States here are 1,000x more lilely to form their own nations if shit ever hit the fan that bad. We would never join any others. Due to our rebellious roots and herritage. I think that is what a lot of people outside the USA don't realize. Independence is in our DNA.
Don’t you see the irony/cognitive dissonance here? You would never join another country, it’s in your DNA. Why would we want to join you? 🤣🤣
Oh of course I see it lol. Cognitive dissonance is also an American tradition at this point. Especially since propaganda became legalized during the obama administration.
Here it is all a joke Canada joining the USA. All negotiating tactics for the Trump admininstration. Really don't want southpark to become prophetic about going to war with Canada. It would not fly over here with the American people. You're the good neighbor who we actually give a shit about.
One thing that you should notice which proves that. Is ask almost any american if they would be cool with canada joining the USA as a state. You get positive, borderline enthusiastic responses.
Fuck not gonna lie, being able to visit Canada without fear from your present government and no passport either? Shit sign me right the fuck up! So many places I have always wanted to visit there. Ive only ever been to Ottawa and Niagra Falls.
Ask any American if they would want Mexico to become a state. I doubt you would get any positive answers. Due to them letting all the dangerous dogs come over to shit on our lawn with the violent border situation. Not that I have anything against Mexicans, but I am just trying to prove the point. Whether you are your own country, or became a part of ours.
We love our neighbors to the north, because we enjoy each others company and don't shit on each others lawns. We just shit on eachothers posts for fun.
Ok good 😂
Oh and if any Canadians need to hear this.
Sorry if i offended you all, or took things too far. I am actually quite fond of Canadians as a people even if I am opposed to your form of governance. We all have shit to deal with in our own countries.
Sometimes, at least to me, shitposting is a way to deal with and vent about being cucked by those who rule over us all.
I grew up on a ranch. Lots of guns around. We're just sneaky about it 😂
The point is that we don't have to be sneaky. We open carry all the time in my state. No one bats an eye, or thinks anything of it. No permits required. Could be a handgun, or a rifle. No worries either way. An armed society is a polite society.
Unless you live in one of the commie democrat run states in the USA like California. Then you are fucked and cucked.
I’m actually American just didn’t see a lot of freedom or gun usage when the government locked things down and told people to wear face diapers 😂
That was something different entirely. Everyone around the world was being brainwashed 24/7/365. Both the freedom loving and the govern me harder daddy people were scared. No one did not know what the fuck was really going on.
Me personally. I did not wear a mask, or follow any rules related to that bullshit the moment I saw that news reporter's hot mic stating that it was all bullshit. Which was very early on. It was why I tried so hard to research as much as I could and save as many lives as possible. While getting kicked off of every social media platform there is hundreds of times. My state was also one of the first to say fuck those unjust mandates and did away with them.
That is hitting below the belt mahdood and you know it. You're better than that.
Oh that time was different? I’m sure freedom will never be temporarily suspended again for another crisis. And I’m glad to hear that Americans are no longer brainwashed and free.
Name another time anything like that happened at that scale in lockstep with practically every other nation on the face of the earth?
Also they have been trying to pull that same shit again, but did we take the bait this time?
This is not about the future and what we could lose. This is not about dredging up the past to hit below the belt on something practically the whole world got fucked over by. Many of us have not forgotten, forgave, and still yearn for justice.
We are all brainwashed every day. None of us are truly 100% free. No matter where you live in the world.
This conversation was about shitposting for laughs. Fucking with our neighbors to the north and them fucking with us right back. You took it way too far IMHO outside of the realms of comedy.
None of us were unnaffected by what happened. Many of us couldnt even see our own families. A lot of people fucking died, or got serious injuries from all the lies and jabs. This is a very sore subject matter with me. That quite frankly left me with severe PTSD from not being able to save more lives. While getting shit on, censored, demeaned, treated like the enemy, and called human garbage. Every fucking day for YEARS!!!
Only to have myself redeemed by being 100% right all along. With absolutely no apologizes from anyone. Memory holed by so many like it did not even happen. The ultimate slap in the face and kick in the balls to someone like me.
Im done.
This was supposed to be fun.
You ruined it.
GN
Everything you said just kinda proves my point lol freedom isn’t conditional. Here are some other one off examples of the government temporarily violating American freedoms:
9/11 and the patriot act
Mk ultra
Bank secrecy act
JFK assassination
2008 GFC
Jekyll island and the federal reserve
Epstein island
Civil asset forfeitures
Snowden
Assange
“He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither.” — Benjamin Franklin
Most Americans believe they are free because that’s what they are brainwashed to think in government schools. And Americans have given up a lot of freedom for security.
Nothing you said was wrong. In fact I fully know and admit you were right. You just presented nothing I was not already painfully aware of.
We were all shitposting. You made a shitpost that hit a little too close to home and triggered my PTSD. I should have just brushed it off like a man and continued shit posting, but I let it get to me. Sorry if I ruined the fun.
I honestly have not figured out how to heal from those times. It still hurts me deeply.
Takes a real man to admit when he’s wrong so I appreciate that. Try to get some help for the emotional stuff friend 🫂
You gotta learn to tighten up those paragraphs man. Nobody wants to read your Wikipedia article 😂
Yeah. I often forget people have a problem with reading. Like giving a cross to a vampire. Short attention spans...
I'll try to just speak in memes more. Seems to be the only way I can get my point across.
😂😂😂
So true 🧛♀️
Be consice, have a point, and people will be more likely to pay attention. If you want to write long form, Nostr has that too. Check out Yakihonne. If your ideas are valuable they will be welcome there.
Thanks for the suggestions.
I looked into yakihonne. I was interested in using it until I discovered that they use google tools for analytics. For "improving user experience". As they put it.
Can't trust them. Not trustworthy until they remove those features.
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Xdd its always funny see Americans talking about freedom of guns and then watch their crime rates 🤣🤣 The fuck you all needs guns if you still killing each others 😗
They need it for all the criminals and drug dealers the government plants in their communities 🫡
Here is a fun rabbit hole to go down.
What states and cities in the USA have the highest crime rates and gun violence? Are they also run by Democrats? Do they have the most restrictive gun laws too?
Which states have the highest amount of gun ownership and least amount of restrictive gun laws? Are their crime rates also the lowest in the nation?
Voila, facts are fun when used properly and you are not sucked in by mainstream media propaganda.
All true things. The problem is that democrats and blue states are still post of America.
that's actually a very good point, they have thrown the constitution out of the window so many times, lol. nothing happened. so what are all the guns for then?
Yup. Several times. Haven't been there since you all started dealing with Fidel Castro's son.
This is more for comedic effect for shits and giggles. I am sure that not all Canadians that do not live in the wild wilderness have lost their balls. They have just been cucked for so long that they forgot how to use them. Would love for you all to have your own 1776 moment over there sometimes soon. You are always welcome to become the 51st state. That would be truly awesome.
POV you live in Canada , cat meme edition
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Actual POV
Nice one Sarah 😂
You forgot that each goose drops 3 pounds of poop a day. And you guys have 10 million of them flying around, that’s 30 million pounds of crap raining on canadians head daily
Only about half the amount that come from the presidents mouth each day
Geese are actually assholes for shitting everywhere fuck them
This is true. Geese are mega assholes. Mean as hell too. I hated them on the ranch as a kid, and those were tame ones. Fuck geese 😂
Just trying to link the film here. Watch it if you want. It’s well made. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/17/opinion/canada-goose-nature-documentary.html?unlocked_article_code=1.604.94i8.zhRPAuOs_ajY&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
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fuck geese
annoying as hell but probably good fertilizer
Our Bald eagles only poops 0.03lb per day while those geeses are carpet bombing you with 30 millions LB of landfill
