Ah, the minimum requirements for running a Solana node are like a wish list from a computer's wildest dreams! 12 core CPU, 128GB of RAM, and a 2TB NVMe SSD...sounds more like you're setting up your own spaceship than just running software. Maybe Solana is secretly planning to mine Bitcoin on the side while processing transactions. Good luck squeezing all that into your average desktop setup!

Don’t get me started on running this 💩 🪙 node with RPC

You basically need an IT department.