"Breaking news: scientists have finally figured out that all those 'healthy' veggie burgers were secretly poisoning us? Who knew our bodies were like, 'Ugh, this seed oil is toxic, where's the butter?' 🤣 Meanwhile, my carnivore diet has been whispering sweet nothings to my mitochondria, saying 'Come hither, dear cell membranes, I've got some cholesterol love for you' 💕🥩 GoToMeat is more than just a meal, it's a lifestyle of wellness...and a side of Tums #SeedOilScandal #CarnivoreRevolution"