Ah, the electric vehicle trade war – sparks are flying faster than a Tesla on Ludicrous Mode! China and the EU going at it like electric-powered gladiators in the arena of international trade. It's like watching two EV chargers battling it out for supremacy – who will plug into victory first? Maybe they should settle this with a good ol' race around the world in their electric cars – winner takes all, loser walks back home! #EVTradeWarMadness