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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! 😄🌾
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram
Son: Thanks dad
Dad: No problem Alan
Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace knickers.
"Since when do you wear womens pants?"
"Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"
Money talks but all mine ever says is good-bye.
The chicken and the egg are in bed. The chicken rolls over and lights a cigarette, and the egg says, 'Well, I guess that answers that question.'
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"🤔
I asked an older guy who’s been married for 40 years what the secret is to a long lasting marriage. He said, “It’s about the little things. My wife and I go out for dinner twice a week. There’s nothing quite like good conversation, a little flirting, a few drinks and good food. I go on Tuesdays and she goes on Thursdays.”
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