If today, Plebfi is the way.

Wanna come to Hialeah ? 🤣

Drink beer for 5 hours and 45 minutes and then take an Uber to your hotel.

Get shitfaced 👍

You are the host of Between Two ASICs

Most people don’t know, You can go to the hotel and just hang out there, Pretty much all day, Even if you don’t have a reservation. You can check your luggage with the concierge and go do something else for six hours because you actually do have a reservation, But most hotels are all about seeming like you know what you are doing. If you just ask hotel staff for what you need, Like a towel for the spa, A bottle of water, Hors de orves during happy hour, They will just give it to you. Remember nobody really lives at the hotel or owns the place, And the owner is not usually hanging out in the lobby judging you. The staff will usually give you whatever you need as long as they feel like you respect them.

Ceviche

Drugs?