In 1889 a Victorian magazine asked unmarried women why they were still single. This is my favorite response. 
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Wow. I am more surprised by 'seven-and-twenty'. 😯
I like it because the character Charlotte Lucas in Pride and Prejudice accepts the ridiculous cousin Mr. Collins’ offer of marriage, because she’s 27 and already a burden to her parents. Also seven-and-twenty makes the response rhyme.
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