I never imagined that I would have to explain to people on this app why your teeth are not a store of value but here we are. 
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I just bought two new ones this morning. High as fuck on oxycodone right now.
My new Apple Card/ GoldmanSachs, the one they offered me when buying my new Mac last week, just blocked any more transactions because I took advantage of the 2% cash back.
and but
I wouldn't use the Financial Times even to wipe my ass. It might start making me shit again.
😂
I can kinda see a scenario where her claim makes sense. Hear me out: Gold teeth.
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Unless you replaced them with elephant or rhino teeth.
There's a reason we aren't the ⚡Tooth Goats .