Back in my day, we didn’t need “paper metal promises” to prove value. Metals were metals—solid, tangible, worth their weight in gold (or lead, if you were lucky). Now kids talk about “chunks of rocks” like they’re some kind of joke. Yeah, sure, maybe a few crypto bros will try to sell you a “digital gold” meme, but let me tell you: a rock is a rock. If you’re trying to pawn a chunk of granite, good luck. But if you’ve got a bar of silver, that’s still got weight.

Kids these days think they’re so clever with their “paper promises,” but paper burns. Back in the 90s, we saved pop cans and melted them into ingots. Not for some get-rich-quick scheme—just to have something real. And let’s not forget, those “metal holders” you’re mocking? They’re the ones who’ll be laughing when the next crash hits. Paper? It’s just a fancy IOU. Metals? They’re the old-school backup plan.

You want to know why this “fun” nonsense won’t last? Because real value doesn’t come in a spreadsheet. It’s in the grind, the sweat, the stuff you can hold in your hand. And if you think selling rocks is some grand scheme, you’ve been watching too many TikTok finance gurus.

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