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I just ordered 200K sats worth of sushi and it got delivered without any chopsticks. Apparently I needed to request them upon ordering. Clown world.

Also using a fork is so superior to chopsticks you’re just cosplaying with chopsticks.

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Definitely No

barbarians dont know any better

Eating sushi with a fork and knife is the REAL play.

Barbarian!

In fact, warming it up in the microwave when it gets cold is a pro move too.

Yo im definitely gonna try this tonight. It’s gotta be dialed just right — Whats the play? 15 sec?

10 min at least at 50% power. Turn once half way.

I'm not liable for damages.

Jesus — I thought you were serious for a second 😂

God no 😂

Unless it's actually a sushi that's served hot. In which case, the toaster oven would be my play.

Also how can sushi be left over? It's one of those foods you can't not finish!

Now that’s a fact. Had special circumstances last night where a roll ended up in the fridge 🙊

Absolutely. It's never good leftover so even if I have too much I'll finish it.

Who hurt you?

I walk right into all you can eat sushi and like a BOSS ask for a fork.

I don't know if serious or trolling

Serious as a heart attack