Hey guys stop filing taxes and send in a form 56 revocation of election instead.

Then change your W-4 to "exempt" and stop getting the majority of your "taxes" withheld from your paycheck.

Then step it up for the finale with a W-8BENE for your employer to stop withholding even FICA/MEDICARE Taxes (the last 7.5% to go)

You are the beneficiary and do not live reside or work in DC, so you are a nonresident alien. (Doesn't apply if directly receiving pay from the federal govt. Haha gov workers, you reap what you sow.)