How does this sound for a news headline?
“Man wins civil rights lawsuit against town, never has to mow again”
I’m thinking of suing the local municipality for violation of my 1st,4th,5th amendments, defamation, libel, and forcing me to commit animal abuse, animal neglect (as defined by the State of Oklahoma to include all wild life include invertebrates) and last but not least, ecocide.
But we just can’t find a lawyer with a set of balls to take the case. Earth Justice hasn’t even replied to our query.