You know what’s still punk as fuck? Wondering around a conference full of people and knowing that you hold more corn than 99.9% of them and that THEY are still early compared to gen pop.

Also, calling France gay. That was the most punk thing I’ve seen all year.

I’ve still never been to a conference. I want to bad but I can’t make the math work so instead I sit at home (on the floor) chewing my steak and trolling the people who went on nostr.