Hilarious, I was walking my dog earlier today, and had the exact same thought.

Cults typically have a centralised leader or group of leaders, which goes completely against the Bitcoin ethos.

Once people join into a cult, they aren't allowed to leave, or it is incredibly difficult to do so. Bitcoin is freedom, everyone can leave if they wish, but no one chooses to.

Victims of cults are typically controlled through intense coercive persuasion with behavior modification techniques.

Environment control, such as isolation and restrictive access to others, and limiting information inflow, are the most effective control tools used by the centralised authorities.

🤔 Waitaminute, is it us or them who are part of a cult?