You can try but you’ll never be as good at life or hockey as this guy.

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Sure you can. His success is just through extraordinary work pumping the poison out of his veins quicker than others. And still he looks like a horse while being a lion, and still gets sick several times a year if not a month.

You can just avoid the poison and skip the trouble altogether.

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I mean for one, he plays hockey at the beach.

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BIESER!

Roy vs Vanbiesbrouck in 1996 was an awesome match up.

Roy is way up the list as well. No better “mental game” has ever laced them up.

Sensitivity is manly fucko.

Swing & a miss by you. Ha.

Who’s swinging? We’re not even talking about baseball, the least manly sport ever.

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I'm here for this.

Same 😂

holy crap I love this one.

Tom Cruise is so weird it’s hilarious

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one of his best performances. I read that he invented both the character and the makeup himself. He even self-deliberately increased the hand size!

He hates Jews.

Off topic but I wonder if he’s high up in the “organization”. Most probably

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The grift is strong with this one 👀

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Is Tom bashing one out?!

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Maybe? 😂

Out.

Door to the left.

Good ol' Summer Sausage. Can't beat it on a cold day with hot mustard and little cracker. mmm mmm

What? What??

How did I get here? WTF is a Nostr?? HEEELLP

Just be sure to announce "GM" every time you have a bowel movement.

Fantastic!

wtf 😳

I live to serve!

Mmm little #hodlbutter too

Enough internet for me today. Off to the rink soon.

are you Canadian?

He is

Do not insult me.

He wishes. It'd be make him at least 10% better at hockey.

Player World rankings:

1. USA

2. Russia

3. Japan

4. N Korea

5. Canada

According to the American

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That guy lost to Jake Paul. He’s a pussy. I’d say it to his face too.

That’s like your opinion man.

This video is fucking awful. I wish I could laugh. That’s all just had to say it. Poor kid.

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I would love to see this 😂

That encounter would be humbling, to say the least 💀

Stack sats.

Yes. You’ll need a few Sats stacked to defeat Mike 🤣🤣

I’m very fast.

I don’t doubt it

I doubt it there’s no way he beats a legend

He can be fast. Doesn’t mean he’ll ever beat Mike 🤝

Run him tired. I’d win.

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RESPECT THE MAN

Wholesome. ❤️

Looks gay to me 😄

You’d last less than 20 seconds on the ice. No fags allowed in hockey. The cold & superior skills required weeds out the gays.