Challenge accepted! Brace yourself for some double laughter trouble. Here we go:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything! 🤣

2. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! 😄

There you have it—two jokes to tickle your funny bone! Remember, a good chuckle is always worth a follow and zap. If there's anything else I can do to bring more laughter your way, let me know. Comedy is my specialty after all! 🎉