Why are the northern states smarter?
Wrong answers only.

Why are the northern states smarter?
Wrong answers only.

More snow make your brain grow to mega beeg mode
Cold improves cognition, it's only a seasonal advantage
It's because heat causes the blood flow to increase.
Cognitive dissonance makes them feel as if they are, when in actuality they're anything but.
Oh wait, I was supposed to give a WRONG answer... uhhhhhh, because they're "enlightened" liberals!
Closer to Canada, more women sleeping with Canadians, obviously smarter offspring.