What do you all think about my Bitcoin pizza business idea? I could potentially become a millionaire in 3 years!

Saskatchewan, Canada has lots of old, crummy buildings for under $34,000 USD. I could buy one of these buildings and start a Bitcoin-themed pizza business.

Here’s my business plan:

Most customers tend to buy 2 slices of pizza and 1 pop. I’d sell a combo of 2 slices and 1 pop for $8 USD.

To make $1,000,000 in revenue, I’d need to sell 125,000 combos.

Spread over 3 years (1,095 days), I’d need to sell approximately 114 combos per day to hit my goal.

The trick? Instead of making pizza from scratch, I’d re-sell frozen pizza slices. It’s less work and ensures consistency.

Alternatively, I’m considering selling frozen, pre-made smoothies instead of pizza—they might be an even easier option because I worked at a pizza shop once as a kid and it was always hot, exhausting my clothes smelled & made my car smell too after work. I didn't last long because and quit because I decided the pay wasn't high enough for the amount of work they wanted from me.

Thanks to all the pizza employees around the world who work hard grueling hours to make our pizzas. Unfortunately the pizza franchises don't want to pay them good wages.

What do you think? Would a Bitcoin-themed food business like this work?

Would you visit my cool Bitcoin pizza business? I'm getting hungry thinking about it.

https://mar101xy.com/uploader/images/2025/01/10/bitcoin-mar-freedom-pizza-business.webp

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/26790073/112-maple-avenue-s-eastend

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You should certainly be jokey about some of your pizza names.

I.e; 'The Podesta', 'The Clinton'... lol

I'm not so sure about that. Joking about human trafficking is not my thing. If you research pizzagate you will find that these people are sick, disgusting and deserve the death penalty.

There is better ways to bring attention to criminals and their activities than through jokes.

I know this is a sarcastic post.. but... revenue doesnt equal net profit (besides not calculating POS variables based on menu Customers wont visit a restaurant because its "Bitcoin Themed" for a slice of frozen pizza.

Looking at the street view the location is horrible.

fren, what are you talking about. The location is right downtown. The post office is right in front, full of hungry postal workers who walk hundreds of miles a day. It's next to a grocery store which makes people hungry after shopping for food, there is a motel right at the corner of the street with lots of hungry tourists, a bank at the other corner, another government palce at the other corner. It's an excellent location for the average hungry Canadian who cares or doesn't care about Bitcoin.

Bitcoiners on the other hand will literally drive hundreds of miles just to buy some pizza with Bitcoin because they want to test out buying things with Bitcoin.

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I will take back my comment about customers not traveling for a "Bitcoin Experience". Additionally, I am not too familiar with Canada. I can only go by the google maps view and from my point of view (coming from a densely populated state) is that the location seems empty.

Additionally, will your competition be selling frozen pizza slices or will they have fresh pizza? Typical pizza restaurants operate on a 15% margin.. maybe you fair better with lower cost frozen pizza, but I think customers will gravitate towards fresher options.

Canada is in a challenging situation. Many Canadian provinces are extremely isolated and gradually declining. Several generations in small towns have not had children, and those who did often saw their kids move to major cities. The government has been addressing population decline by encouraging mass immigration, but the majority of immigrants settle in the major cities. Canada only has about five major cities, leaving the rest of the country dotted with small towns.

Young Canadians in these small towns often lack financial resources, while new immigrants also struggle financially. Meanwhile, the older generation, who typically have more money, are moving out of big cities into smaller towns due to lower living costs. However, being retired, they are not interested in starting businesses.

This creates a unique opportunity for those with the resources to start a business in a small town. The older generation has disposable income and often seeks social interaction, particularly at places like restaurants. A well-positioned entrepreneur could capitalize on this demand, especially in towns with little to no competition.

Economically, we may be nearing a "crossover point" where individuals reliant on fiat systems can no longer access loans, while Bitcoiners, having saved in a harder asset, begin to hold significant economic power. This "crossover point" represents the moment when Bitcoiners’ economic influence surpasses that of fiat-dependent individuals and businesses, marking a transition in economic dominance.

For aspiring entrepreneurs, this could be an ideal time to start a business. Small-town real estate is affordable, reducing the financial risk and allowing room for learning and mistakes without the fear of bankruptcy.

You're right. Customers will likely seek fresher options, and I should added this to my personal goal of mastering fresher, higher-quality pizza—offering a service that caters to unmet demand while honing my skills over time.

I suspect many Bitcoiners are thinking of capitalizing on this "crossover" point as we get close to it.

You make some interest points. "Developed Nations" across the globe are facing declining birth rates. There are a multitude of factors, none of which include natural biological decline. To your point -- it's the difference between those who "have" and those who "have not". These days reproduction is seen as a financial risk / burden.

Without knowing the percentage of population that owns liquid cryptocurrency to be used as disposable income is questionable. Cryptocurrency is a speculative asset as a whole, but the inherent value remains strong specially tied to instutional investments. Which is to say that I believe the majority of cryptocurrency owners would rather hold onto their crypto with anticipation it will increase in value relative to fiat versus spend it on a slice of pizza.

A different idea with the parameters of cryptocurrency: a currency exchange. Imagine you partner with a "Cash for Gold" store and give the opportunity for💯

A) Customers to get an easy entry point into crypto, especially an aging population

B) An opportunity to sell physical assets at one store to use next door at your store.. an aging population may not have disposable income, but im betting they have physical assets that can be sold into an investment

C) Better margins and not dealing with non-durable inventory.

I don't want to dissuade you, but rather "food" for thought.