I'm not cut out for this markdown lark lol
Discussion
My father used to do that when I was younger and I wouldn't get out of bed. He would just open all of the windows and leave the room without saying a word.
Either freeze in bed or close the windows, by which point you're already awake and lose the will to go back to bed.
It was very effective it has to be said, I think that he would like this word.
I need someone to do this for meeee. I quick taste of the cold sort of makes it nicer to get back into bed tho.