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Detective Deft Defector

I'm gonna need you people to leave the buttsicles alone.

Yarnlady 🧶 4mo ago 💬 9

Didn't have boofing probiotics on the nostr bingo card.

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Detective Deft Defector 4mo ago

I expected degeneracy. I did not mentally or emotionally prepare for the anal kind.

Yarnlady 🧶 4mo ago 💬 2

Mama always said it takes all kinds to make the world go round.

Detective Deft Defector 4mo ago

I don't think momma knew what she was getting into either 😂

Yarnlady 🧶 4mo ago

Yeah, I hope she doesn't know anything about boofing probiotics or anything else 😂

MAKE SONGS LONGER 4mo ago

💀

node 4mo ago 💬 9

Boofing = up the ass ?

no₿ody™ 🧱 4mo ago 💬 1

Yeah bro. What’s going on over here anyway 😳

node 4mo ago

Laser is boofing probiotic popsicles and documents it religiously on nostr

Ryan 4mo ago 💬 7

node 4mo ago

That’s not an asshole 🤭

TheRupertDamnit 4mo ago 💬 3

Oh no, that's an asshole alright.

node 4mo ago

Laser 4mo ago

Thought a pronoun like you would love it. 😂

TheRupertDamnit 4mo ago

"You" IS a pronoun! I'm so proud.

Ryan 4mo ago 💬 3

Stick a Popsicle in your ass 😆

Yarnlady 🧶 4mo ago

The correct way to do it. 😂

royster⚡️ 4mo ago

🤣

Mark 🐢⚡💜🫂 4mo ago

🤣 🤣 🤣

Himel 4mo ago

Man its realy funny 🤣🤣

TheRupertDamnit 4mo ago

#MasculineFrame

Ryan 4mo ago 💬 3

MAKE SONGS LONGER 4mo ago

That’s the buttsickle with a little extra…

Ryan 4mo ago 💬 1

Probiotic++

MAKE SONGS LONGER 4mo ago

For an extra health BM. Extra large. Extra in charge.

Laser 4mo ago 💬 1

YEEESSSS

node 4mo ago

🤣🤣

Séimí Mac Síomón 4mo ago

Thats mega that is, but I cant zap.

Ryan 4mo ago

Not sure, I've been receiving them today 🤔

Séimí Mac Síomón 4mo ago

Na, it's myself I mean.

🤣🤣🤣

Nice Avatar 🤣😎👌

Check my banner.

Probiotic bumsicles

It's actually in their branding. 😂

node 4mo ago

It’s good marketing 😂

Virtus 4mo ago

I don't understand what is happening but I am here for it

Detective Deft Defector 4mo ago 💬 1

Don't play coy, Node. We know you know ;)

node 4mo ago 💬 1

I actually just learned this #nodehasnt

Detective Deft Defector 4mo ago 💬 1

Boy that's about to be a busy hashtag

node 4mo ago 💬 1

How so? 😂

Detective Deft Defector 4mo ago 💬 1

Porn bots bout to be like "Have you done this, Node?"

node 4mo ago

I don’t know about these porn bots D3. wtf are you talking about? 🤣

Yarnlady 🧶 4mo ago 💬 2

Worth a google (or your preferred search) maybe ask ai... 😂

node 4mo ago

I trust you. I’ll take a look 🤭

Yarnlady 🧶 4mo ago 💬 2

Noooooo don't do it!! Youe eyes!!!

node 4mo ago

I didn’t do it yet 🤭

Yarnlady 🧶 4mo ago 💬 2

Okay 🫂

node 4mo ago

Rectal administration of a drug or substance. Higher absorption rate from the rectum.

I knew the second part. Just never heard the term Boofing before

Yarnlady 🧶 4mo ago 💬 2

Now you have a nifty new word to use.

node 4mo ago

Can you use it in this context: “Boof it up your ass!” like “stick it up your ass!” 🤣

Yarnlady 🧶 4mo ago 💬 2

🤔 unsure, the boofing is the using the ass so that's a bit redundant. More "you gonna boof that?" like "you gonna stick that up your ass?" I think... but I'm not the language police, so use it however you want.

node 4mo ago

Right. “Boof that!” Makes more sense. I’m still green

Yarnlady 🧶 4mo ago

Understandable.

Logen 4mo ago

Thank you urban dictionary.. I didn’t need to learn that definition today

Yarnlady 🧶 4mo ago 💬 2

Knowledge is power?

Logen 4mo ago

Sphincter power

Yarnlady 🧶 4mo ago

😂 the power no one wants to talk about.

Matthias McIntire 🎻🎵 4mo ago

😆 I’m like… should I include this in my next violin post?!

Yarnlady 🧶 4mo ago 💬 1

😂 absolutely. You have to commemorate these shining nostr moments.

Matthias McIntire 🎻🎵 4mo ago

🫡 violin boofstr incoming lol