Okay guys. At #Nostrica, #[1]​ took me to the side and said he needed some help getting home and if I gave him 2 Bitcoin, he’d give me 3 back when he got back to his keys. Still hasn’t sent it back and now he won’t respond to me.

He also approached me after walking from a group of people who were huddled around each other really tight and were snickering and giggling while looking at us. Thought they were making fun of him because he needed help.

How can I contact the CEO of Bitcoin and see if he can reverse the transaction?

/shitpost

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I believe this in its entirety 🤣

Hey CEO #[2] ...

Someone get the manager right now.

"Devs do something!1!!"

#[0]

🤣🤣

Rugged

Bitcoin is a multibillion dollar concern. You can’t expect the CEO to address every customer complaint. Instead you must submit all relevant documents in triplicate with the TPS report and cover letter.

All properly submitted requests will receive a response in due order. The current wait time is approximately six months.

https://youtu.be/Fy3rjQGc6lA

Hang in there Tatum!! Bitcoin isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, I’m sure Derek’s on it! It’s not like you gave him the shirt off your back, or under your vest, or something! 😂

Thanks, Tatum. Because of your generosity my wife and I were able to get home safely to our kids. As luck would have it, my kids left the doors unlocked while we were gone and our Bitcoin keys were stolen. I figured keeping them on the refrigerator with a magnet that said do not open was a good idea. In hindsight, it was not. Thanks again.

You're kidding, right?

🫂