I know a “dog mom” who is posting pictures her “child” on Mother’s Day. The guy who left her does not consider himself a “dog dad” though, so they do not need any shared custody agreements. It’s 2025, and the dog moms have made the crazy cat ladies look pretty fucking based.

DOG MOMS (who look like total nutjobs)

CRAZY CAT LADIES (who look like Bitcoin maxis):

This is sad for me. I prefer dogs.