I don't think that would work, but I bet it's possible to cook a rib eye sous-vide style.

I remember seeing someone drying jerky with an S9… when twitter was a thing.

I’ve had miner jerky!

Right?

Bitcoin miner food dehydrator is as close as I’ve seen… https://www.bitcoinminer.com/mining-rig-food-dehydrator/

It’s not hot enough for that.

I don't think they get hot enough unfortunately