I see a few options here:

- Profit.

- Drink a cold ice tea from the lady whos yard you just mowed.

- You live in an apartment and have no lawn. Realise you may have personal issues.

- Rake and bag the grass and then wonder if you can pave over the lawn so you don't have to cut it so often.

- Enjoy the smell of a freshly cut lawn and the satisfaction of a job well done. 👍