April fools

It was changed to hide the fact that Judas never betrayed Jesus - he is still one of the disciples. Including Judas, you get 13 either by including Paul or by counting Jesus as one. The 13th constellation is the serpent.

damn straight, i live out in the woods and the sun rules my clock

ironically when they made the clock go backwards my personal clock went backwardser

now, i am waking up at about 4am, and at 5am i start work and i get 4h or so done, and then i'm done

i am a farmer

i obey the sun

because it gives me energy