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Brunswick 1y ago

Reason # 371 to go keto: You will sleep better.

Last night I had some pita chips and Hummus.

I woke up three times to the loud sound of flatulence.

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Neon Nobody 1y ago

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The Beave 1y ago

You farted yourself awake? Geez.

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Brunswick 1y ago

Don't tell me you're above fart humor

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The Beave 1y ago

Nope. Not at all.

I just don't think I've ever butt-trumpeted myself awake.