Reason # 371 to go keto: You will sleep better.
Last night I had some pita chips and Hummus.
I woke up three times to the loud sound of flatulence.
You farted yourself awake? Geez.
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Don't tell me you're above fart humor
Nope. Not at all.
I just don't think I've ever butt-trumpeted myself awake.
