nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 Yeah I could feel the stubble too but when I googled "Generic white guy" Michael Cera was the only image without a watermark
nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw Holy fuck I see him staring at me through those matter-of-fact soulless eyes, wearing the exact hoodie he deemed to be "efficient." The only difference is that my guy had a little bit of stubble, always finely trimmed, as if he had hit the very same puberty that will forever elude Michael Cera
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nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw The issue is that you've seen *too* far ahead. This is a pic of him *after* he solves senescence
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solves senescence and does it so damn well that he accidentally starts aging backwards like Merlin in the movie. Fearful of disappearing back into his mother's womb, he starts eating as many bacon cheeseburgers as he can. That's not enough so he takes up smoking. Imagine a chain-smoking suit-wearing venture capital-chasing 6 year old and you've got the right idea. Still not enough so he goes to UV tanning beds every day and shrivels like a prune. Finally he reads Eliezer Yudkowsky's Harry Potter fanfiction, instantly ages a million years in a day, and dies with a smile on his face