Here's a breakdown of what happens when I don't pay my taxes:

🔹They charge interest on my unpaid taxes. — But I still won't pay. 🖕

🔹They place a lien on my property. — But I've got no property in my name. 🖕

🔹They will "legally claim" my assets to satisfy the debt. — But I don't hold stocks, gold, or anything really. They won't have anything to steal from an extreme minimalist like myself. 🖕

🔹They will seize my wages. — But I no longer have a fiat job? 🖕

🔹They will seize funds directly from my bank account. — But I don't use banks. 🖕

🔹Unpaid taxes will significantly damage my credit score, making it difficult to obtain loans and credit cards. — But I don't care. 🖕

🔹I'll receive notices from the IRS demanding payment, ignoring these will only escalate the situation. — Oh no! I'm so scared! Anyway...🖕

Good luck finding me in meat space.