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But the juiciest nasties are butt pimps.

You get one and you're like the fuck does my ass sting for when I sit down?? You fiddle with it and and just irritate it. The next day it 2 you forget about it then boom it's itching. You barely squeeze that mf and... I'm taking you didn't even know what happened. You're like the fuck?? Who spilled warm butter across my hand. And you look and it's a fucking thick ass river no pun intended from one side of your hand across to the other. And I got big hands baby girl.

Fascinating in a reasonable way. I'm a how the fuck did that come out that tiny thing way. Quest smell you'll ever smell is the only downside.

I talked with someone recently who was dealing with it. And I was like broooooo that happened to me a few years back. And I asked around some other elder millennials. Seems like everyone in their life gets one.

You don't know when.

But ass river.